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Aug 9, 2013

OK, so "soon" turned into 3 months, but I finally got my site moved to a new host and I'm back up and running. Now all of my files are hosted directly on my page and not on other sites which obviously cannot be trusted to remain stable.

Look for some new covers in the next little bit and more updates on the way.

April 5, 2013

So I saw the Evil Dead remake tonight. I wish I could give you better news, check out the review if you wanna know more.

On an unrelated note, I have rebuilt my REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS page, I have to do some behind the scenes stuff regarding the hosting of my page, but that will be back up soon, with the files hosted directly on my site, so no more getting taken down.

Mar 06, 2013

Some movie reviews for ya. I'm a bit late with a couple of these (not sure if The Last Stand is even still in theatres), but what can you do.

Feb 23, 2013

So yeah, Mediafire fucked me and killed ALL of my links on the REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS page. Now I need to figure something else out. Unfortunately i do not have enough room to host these files locally on my webpage, so I'm thinking of going with torrents instead. However, it's gonna take me a while to get that going since I have like 800+ dead links to fix now....ugh!

Nov 21, 2012

Back at ya with a nice chunk of new movie reviews and even a MUSICK review for the newest Lord Mantis release. Check that shit out!

October 12, 2012

Threw up my Dredd 3D review which I had written when it came out, but hadn't got around to posting. I've got a few more waiting in the wings, but with Halloween looming and a rather large amount of work for me to be ready for it in time, they're probably gonna have to wait for now.

I'll be back in November with some fresh meat for ya to gnaw on though!

September 22, 2012

Nice fat update to the REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS section. The last update was more on the mainstream front, so this one is gettin back to the cult and sleaze shit.

September 11, 2012

Coupla new movie reviews for ya. Oh and a sweet guest review from my buddy The Butcher! And he does just that with the weak sauce remake of Total Recall which I avoided like the bubonic plague this summer due to my feelings of hatred held in my heart for the defilement of one of the greates sci-fi actioners of all time.

Anyway, check that shit out!!

July 18, 2012

Another fucking huge update to the REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS section! This one will definately appeal to the Star Wars fans as I ran my drag net through the web to scrape as much original legitimate poster art up as I could for the Holy Trilogy (and a couple for the prequels too), and guess what, every single one of them looks better than than half-assed photo montages Lucasfilm has decided to use for the home video releases since VHS, and hella better than the cover they chose for the Blu-ray box set (although the interior paintings were cool in that). There's a bunch of other cool shit too, so check that shit out!!

May 16, 2012

OK, got all my Dark Bridges 2012 reviews up now, and what's this? A MUSICK review? Why yes it is! The new Cattle Decapitation rocks so much balls I had to review it after the 30th time I've listened to it since Friday last week! And not only that, but holy shit balls, it's another BULLSHIT article too. I have derptastic Randy Blythe of Lamb of God's recent rant on Twitter regarding the state of the music biz to thank for finally annoying me enough to share with you all the real reason the music business is tanking, and I'll give you a hint, illegal downloading does not have a lot to do with that.

May 9, 2012

So Last weekend was the 2012 edition of the Dark Bridges Film Festival. Despite some technical issues, the movies screened that I was able to attend were once again quite good. So over the next little bit I'll be throwin up reviews for all of the ones I saw. I'm not going to bother with The Avengers since everyone on earth saw it already last week/weekend (500 million in one week, theatre attendance sure is sagging these days...) other than to say: Awesome!

April 15, 2012

Finally got around to updating the ol' website again. I've seen some good movie lately, so over the next little while you'll probably be seeing some reviews go up for those. Also, got a nice healthy chunk of new REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS for you to enjoy, so go forth and enjoy!

November 14, 2011

Well, nearly 800 links that had to be copied over one by one later and the REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS is back up and running. New additions will be added very soon.

October 6, 2011

Wow, who ever knew sittin in a theatre watching movies could be so exhausting? But the Dark Bridges Film Festival was awesome and I totally look forward to the 2012 edition, this time coming in the spring. As promised I've reviewed every movie I attended at the festival (I missed two of the 15 shown). So check out days 1-3 right now and I'll have day 4 up soon!

Unfortunately...I accidentally deleted every single REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS image from my mediafire page, so that part of the site will be down until I can re-setup the 800 or so links...ugh! Once that goes back online there'll be more cool stuff to look at in there too.

September 27, 2011

At long last, another update to the site. No new reviews I'm afraid, I'm finding it harder and harder to get up the motivation to do them (anyone interested in posting there own feel free to contact me), but there are 36 new covers uploaded to the REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS section, so lots of cool new shit to enjoy there!

The Dark Bridges film festival (check it out here) is coming up starting this Thursday-Sunday, so I'll try and throw up some reviews for some of the flicks I watch there. If you haven't heard about this festival, check out the link and come out for a killer line up of genre films!

May 31, 2011

The site is not dead, and neither am I. I've added a nice long review for the Female Prisoner #701 Scorpion Series. Check that shit out!!

April 9, 2011

Nice big update to the REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS section, check it out! Cool stuff like Razorback, Flesh+Blood, Humanoids from the Deep and sweet thai poster art for Jaws!

April 6, 2011

Figured I'd throw up a news update since there's such a glut of cool shows coming up in the Spring/Summer/Fall (inlcuding Rammstein who now has Combichrist opening up for them below) this year that are high on the must see list:

DJ Tiesto will be hitting the Credit Union Centre, Saskatoon Friday April 15th. I've heard more floor tickets have been released, so if you wanna rave it up, head over to ticketmaster's site.

If surf rock is more your thing, then The Heatscores will be rocking it up at Amigos, Saskatoon that same night.

The Crystal Method are playing at Tequila Night Club, Saskatoon (aka Riley's) Thursday, April 21st (night before Good Friday so you can get wasted and not have to worry about going to work feeling like a bag of ass the next day). Tickets are around 30 bucks for that one through ticketmaster.

Then on Good Friday April 22nd, Voltaire is having a "Not So Good Friday Party! (a party of biblical proportions)" at Walkers in Saskatoon. Should be a cool night of dark cabaret for those that are into it, and apparnetly it's also a costume event where people are supposed to dress up as biblical characters.

3 Inches of Blood with Untimely Demise (thrash!) and Keara Monument will be at The Fez, Saskatoon Tuesday May 3rd. Tickets are 15 bucks, I assume you can probably get 'em at The Fez.

Fuck the Facts (they will destroy you!!), Ken Mode and Adolyne will be at Amigos, Saskatoon Wednesday May 4th. Apparently this'll be one of those shows where Cate Francis does up a limited run of fly screen printed posters too, so be sure to get there early!

Origin, Vital Remains (yes!) and Abysmal Dawn will be at the Sutherland Memorial Hall, Saskatoon Wednesday June 29th. Not too sure how to get tickets for this one. There's also a show in Regina the day before and you can get tickets through www.ticketedge.ca for that one, also Hate Eternal is on the Regina bill, but it doesn't look like they're coming to Saskatoon (bastards).

Exhumed, Withered, Cephalic Carnage, and Macabre will be in Regina at The Exchange Thursday July 28th. This lineup is fucking sick, can't wait for this shit!! You can get your tickets through www.ticketedge.ca

Slayer and Rob Zombie, with Exodus opening is Friday, July 29th at the Credit Union Centre, Saskatoon. It's a fucking Slayer show, need I say more? Get your fucking floor tickets for 90 bones through ticketmaster. Double teamin' this with Exhumed, it'll be an intense couple of days!

Grave, Blood Red Throne, Pathology, and Gigan will be in Regina at The Exchange September 12th. Tickets can be obtained through enterthevault.com. Yes you read that correctly, Grave is playing in Saskatchewan!!!

February 16,2011

Holy fucking shit Rammstein is playing in Edmonton at Rexall on May 13th (a Friday)!! Tickets are on sale Feb 25th according to Live Nation/Ticketmaster and Rammstein's site. No word on pricing or presales (although Rammstein's site calls the 25th the "presale", so I dunno). I do know that Rammstein will be a fucking epic show and I will be getting my tickets as soon as is humanly possible!

February 6, 2011

Couple reviews for ya, and a biggin' on the way (the entire original Planet of the Apes saga!). Also a mega update to the REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS section a little while ago if you haven't checked that out. Some sweet custom shit in there, so check it out!

January 4, 2011

One more year 'till the end of the world, so I'll try and update the site a little more regularly. I'm back at ya with a review of the new Tron movie. Check that out, and head over to the REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS section which is where the majority of my site work has been directed lately (yes the site is still active and I'm not as lazy as meets the eye) for a bunch of cool new shit I've put in there (love that alternate European and Asian poster art!).

December 1, 2010

Back at ya with a new movie review and a new BULLSHIT artice is comin' soon! I've also started on the upgrade to the REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS section, so keep checking that out over the next while while I get the bulk of the work I've been spending a lot of my time on lately up there. For the time being I'll leave up a link to the old version, but eventually I'll have replacements for pretty much all of those images that are better quality and pre-sized for both DVD and blu-ray.

November 2, 2010

I'm back with a review of the new Saw flick. Check it out. I've also got some other cool shit in the works like a complete overhaul of the REPLACEMENT DVD COVERS section (I found some excellent sources for very high resolutuon scans of some classic movie art), and due to lack of interest and pain in ass for me I'm gonna ditch the music compilations for now so I can focus on site updates instead.

October 16, 2010

New job on the dayshift has been keeping moe a little more busy than I'd like to be, so I kinda haven't had too much time to work on the site. I threw up a review for the 2009 remake of Night of the Demons that I watched the other day, but with Halloween coming ever closer each day I'll need my spare time to prepare for the party, more regular updates will resume in November as I get used to being up at 7:00am every morning (ugh...9 years of night shift has turned me into a nocturnal ghoul).

September 12, 2010

Finally got around to posting another rant in my BULLSHIT section. Check it out (people tell me they like these). I got some more in the works, it's just that all the rest of my regularily updated review sections are overflowing with so much bullshit as it is, that I find it hard to think of stuff to do a whole article on.

Sept 6, 2010

Woulda got my Machete review up sooner, but I was out getting pinned at the lake. But here it is for all you lame ass motherfuckers who didn't go see it opening weekend (your offended now, but you'll be agreeing with me when the credits role). More music reviews on the way too, so stay tuned.

Aug 19, 2010

FINALLY got my online store up and running. I've got lots of sick merch in there ready for you to consume like I know you know how to consume!! Head to the STORE and follow the link!

Sorry no comp this Thursday (you got 3 last week, so suck it up). It's 4:15 am and my ass is as flat as a pancake and as numb as a set of Anbesol rubbed gums, so I'm done with computing for this evening.


Jul. 07 - House of Blues, W. Hollywood CA
Jul. 09 - Roseland Theatre, Portland OR
Jul. 10 - Studio Seven, Seattle WA
Jul. 11 - Commodore Ballroom, Vancouver BC
Jul. 13 - Flames Central, Calgary AB
Jul. 14 - The Starlite Room, Edmonton AB
Jul. 15 - Riddell Centre, Regina SK

Jul. 16 - The Garrick Centre, Winnipeg MB
Jul. 17 - The Rock, Maplewood MN
Jul. 19 - People's Court, Des Moines IA
Jul. 20 - Metro, Chicago IL
Jul. 21 - Harpo's, Detroit MI
Jul. 23 - Opera House, Toronto ON
Jul. 24 - Parterre Parc Jean Drapeau/Heavy MTL Festival (no tour package)
Jul. 25 - Fillmore NY @ Irving Plaza, New York NY
Jul. 26 - Recher Theatre, Towson MD
Jul. 27 - Crocodile Rock, Allentown PA

METALLICA Frontman Robbed In Moscow? - Apr. 26, 2010
According to Prime Time Russia, METALLICA frontman James Hetfield was allegedly robbed in a Moscow restaurant over the weekend.

Hetfield claims he and his bandmates had steaks and salads worth around 8,000 roubles ($270). The frontman paid by card, but later he saw that he had been billed over 19,000 roubles — that is twice the bill.

When he went back to the restaurant to complain, the management showed him a receipt for the disputed amount with his signature on it. Hetfield thinks his signature may have been forged.

Yes, you read that correctly, James Hetfeild, frontman of the most successful metal/hard rock band in the fucking world, is bitching to reporters about being scammed for a whopping $378.07.

I understand that it's about principal, but really when you wipe your ass with more than that every time you take a shit because you make so much fucking money you don't know what else to do with it, you just sound like a fucking cock bitching about it to the press. Remember when Metallica was actually cool? "News" reports like this are making it harder and harder for me every day.

Amon Amarth
The Odeon Events Centre
Saskatoon, SK
Fri, Apr 16, 2010 07:00 PM

"A friend of mine lent me the Blu-ray version put out by your company, who is apparently owned by Starz (used to be Anchor Bay) now and I am glad I held off buying it.  This is one time where I wish a movie would get double dipped in a hurry.

The 2.0 version of the movie itself looks fine, but the disc packaging is completely wrong.  All of the special features listed on the back of the movie are not on the disc (a commentary, making of ghost in the shell 2.0, and a face to face interview with the director) as well as the audio tracks being listed incorrectly as 6.1 DTS-ES Discrete with an inexplicable Dolby Digital logo at the bottom of the insert (the disc really features English and Japanese DTS-HD Master Audio tracks which is actually a positive, being that you get lossless audio instead). 

In terms of special features what you really get is the original version of the movie which I was psyched about, until I watched it and it looked about as good as a VCD (even though it’s at 1080i my DVD version looks 10 times better, and this one only has 2 channel sound).  At the very least why not put the same version as was released in Japan separately (and apparently boxed with 2.0)? From what I've read it is certainly by no means perfect, but still better than what was put on this disc.  Really though what we should get is a full remastered 1080p with lossless 6.1 DTS audio version just like 2.0. 

The other special features the disc does have are also a joke.  A really terrible Theatrical Trailer (complete with some of the worst dubbing I have ever heard), a featurette that only talks about the making of the original film and looks like it was made for the original VHS release and some throwaway first gen DVD special features including character profiles and a glossary.

There is simply no excuse for the ineptitude on display with this release being that it is a region 1 blu-ray of a respected classic in the anime genre put out by a large and well established home video company.  No purchase from me and I will tell anyone I know who is interested in it to avoid buying this until a proper version is released, because that is the only thing an honest dvd/blu-ray fan can do for other dvd/blu-ray fans.

The Akira blu-ray kicked this one's ass.

For shame!

If they respond and it's worth posting I will.

From what I've hear so far this album is going to be to Hellbilly Deluxe what Ghostbusters 2 was to Ghostbusters. Rob I must say I am a little displeased that you would pray on your fans by misleading them with a title like Hellbilly Deluxe 2 and get them all hopeful for shit like Superbeast and Demonoid Phenomenon and then continue in the same boring hard rock direction you took on the last album.

It's only 6 more days until Hatebreed and Cannibal Corpse tear up the Odeon here in Saskatoon. It's an unexpected pairing, but I'm definately not complaining. I just looked on ticketmaster, and it looks like tickets are still available, so if you haven't got yours yet, what the fuck are you waiting for? Kingdom of Sorrow got a fucking killer crowd reaction when I saw them with Gwar last year (and they aren't that great), so I'm thinking Hatebreed (who is vastly superior) is gonna be fucking ANIMAL! Anyway, I posted a review for Hatebreed's latest offering, so check that out, maybe it'll change your mind if your thinking of bitching out of this one.

Various fixes to site design. Added more functionality to previously un-utilized navbars, etc. Mostly shit you don't want to hear about. From now on I will be using this section to announce news that is relevant to myself (and therefore probably relevant to you also) as well as local news for Saskatoon and area (bands playing, events, etc). For a listing of the newest reviews and bullshit articles, see the sidebar. Text for now, I will add new updated articles as I create them from this point forward, (well there's more to it than that, but you get my drift) that's why there's nothing there yet.

Added reviews for Forced Entry and Evil Dead II. Go to the MOVIEZ section. Added review for Lord Gore - The Autophagous Orgy. Click here or go to the MUSICK section. Added new article: Varg Vikernes is a Douchebag. Click here or go to the BULLSHIT section.

Site updates will be on hold the next few days while I address some browser compatibility issues.

November 18, 2009

Added review for the new re-issue of Anaal Nathrakh - The Codex Necro on FETO records. Click here or go to the MUSICK section. Coming soon I'll have reviews up for Night of the Demon and Black Dynamite.



November 17, 2009

Added review for Riki-Oh. Click here or go to the MOVIEZ section. Also added my first cd review for the site: Abscess - Urine Junkies. Click here or go to the MUSICK section.

November 16, 2009

Just got back from watching the over-hyped Paranormal Activity. Did it live up the hype? Check out my review for it to find out. Click here or go to the MOVIEZ section.

November 9, 2009

sweetooth0.com is formally (well mostly) launched. Now it is time for sweetooth0 to go bash some braincells with the help of the crisp taste of an ice cold beer or twelve.